1. Read these two short articles:
What People Say Vs. What They Really Mean
IN OTHER WORDS. A satirical look at what people in politics, business, Hollywood and advertising say versus what they really mean.
2. Post your own two examples of what people say versus what they actually mean. Be creative!
*Sample:
- What is said: "Excuse me."
- What is meant: "Get out of the way."
*You may not repeat any example that a fellow classmate has already used.
*Deadline: Tuesday, September 7th at midnight
3. Respond to at least two of your classmates' comments. Look specifically at humor (satire, puns, irony) and tone (diction choices and attitude towards the subject).
*Deadline: Friday, September 10th at midnight
4. As I said on the last blog: Anything that you wouldn't want your mother and the principal to hear or read, DON'T post it here. I don't want to read it either.
This is part of your grade. You need to put significant effort into each post in order to impress me with your logic and your knowledge of each topic. Many of you have been getting lazy with your grammar and spelling (check for misspellings, proper punctuation and capitalization, and so forth). no txt tlk pls
What Is Said : Hey You Want To Go Out?
ReplyDeleteAnswer : Maybe
What Is Meant : No
What Is Said : Don't You Think You Should Get A Job?
What Is Meant : You Are Lazy!
What is Said: I really like you but im not ready for a relationship
ReplyDeleteWhat is Meant: I dont like you so leave me alone
What is Said: Do you think i look fat?
Answer: No, not at all
What is Meant: Yes but i dont have the guts to tell you
What is said: excuse you
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: (unprofessional language)you.
What is said: Thats a nice dress. What size is that?
What is meant: You knopw you cant fit that, so why'd you put it on?
When your friend is sad about being rejected, you say: Forget him, it’s his loss. He just doesn’t see how special you are.
ReplyDeleteYou really mean: Get over it! It is just a guy. I am tired of hearing this story over and over again.
When people are grading essays, they say: It was a good essay, but it needs a little work.
They really mean: Your essay was not very good; I just felt bad saying so.
Mrs. Maenpaa says: You have enrichment.
She really means: You have homework.
XD Haha good one brenda I like your little interpretation of those three terms they're funny . :]
ReplyDeleteYou ask Mr. Rodriguez, "Hey, Mr. Rodriguez am I doing this(math problem)right?" & he takes a moment to reply,"Almost." then he takes your pencil & trys to help you out.
ReplyDelete-Now what he really means when he says that is "You're totally off." XD
Have you ever heard the phrase "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."?
Well that really means is "Hey what you're saying isn't nice so just STOP TALKING."
@ Curly Karen: I like those there really good.
ReplyDelete@ Raymond: See that is why i would never ask u if i looked good cause u might say something like that.....lol...jk your examples were really good i liked them
@ Mauricio G: That is really mean, no wonder people dont ask u things like that...lol
What is said: It's not you, it's me.
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: It's you, not me but i don't want to hurt your feelings.
What is said: Something just came up.
What is meant: I never wanted to go in the first place but felt too bad to say so.
What is said: (on text) "lol"
What is meant: I have nothing else to write and i'm not really "laughing out loud".
to: AIMY haha I really like your phrases they are humorous & I like your word choice good job :]
ReplyDeletewhen a guy asks a girl out
ReplyDeletewhat is said: I really like you, but i think were better off as friends
what is meant: you have no chance, get lost
when you go eat somewhere with someone, or they cook for you
what is asked: So, did you like the food?
what is said: Yeah its delicous (with a fake smile)
what is meant: It was really gross
When you ask your parent for a new iPod.
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: I will think about it
What is meant: he'll no get a job and get it yourself
When on the phone with a friend
What is said: hey I will talk to you later
What is meant: I do not want to be rude but your getting annoying so I am just going to hang up now
What is said: Life is tough
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant. I know life is hard, so get over it.
WShat is said:You deserve better than him
What is meant:I really don't like your boyfriend/girlfriend, so beak up with him/her.
A wife is making something new for dinner and her husband walks in:
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: That looks good, honey.
What is meant: What the (fill in the blank) is that?
After a first date:
What is said: Hey, I’ll call you.okay?
What is meant: I’ll call you if I have no other options.
What is said: do i look fat in this outfit?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: No
What is meant: Yes u look fat
What is said: do you like pie?
Answer: (Trying to impress)Yes i do
What is meant: heck no
@ Maurico: Those were good. The second one to me was better.
ReplyDelete@ Amy: Both of those were good. I like them
What is said:hey dad could I go out today?
ReplyDeleteAnswer:Ummm we'll see.
What it meant:you're not going out
What is said:Do you like Justin Beiber?(I dont know if I spelled it right)
Answer:Yeaaah.
What it meant:Hell no your dumb!
hahah xD
What is said:hey can I text you later
ReplyDeleteAnswer:Sure
What it meant: please do not txt back
What is said:please
What it meant:give it
to destanie- True people always say the same thing.
ReplyDeleteto ronnie-This does happen offten. I agree with you.
Girl/Guy Rejection Lines :D
ReplyDeleteWhat Is Said: i Think Of You As A Brother/Sister
What Is Meant: (Guy Interpretaion):You're Ugly
(Girl Interpretaion):You're so
Imature Grow Up
What Is Said:Ive Got A Boyfriend/Girlfriend
What Is Meant:(Girl Interpretation):Keep Walking
(Guy Interpretaion):You're Ugly
when u start to talk to a cute girl X)
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: i have a boy friend
What is meant: your fugly and you have no chance!!:P
What is said: "ill call you back in a cool minute"
What is meant you thot i would call but i got more important thingz XP
What is said: Dang brodie thatz crushal :P
What is meant: Woah man that sucks :)
someone says: "Oh, yeah. I knew that" (with confidence)
ReplyDeletesomeone's response: "Uh huh."
what it is meant: Yeah right, you didn't know that mean you just want to look smart.
what is said: "What's that smell?"
reply "Um... what smell?"
what is meant: "I hope they don't figure out it was me"
what is said: "That looks okay."
what is meant : Ew. Go put something else on.
You are sitting with your friends and a ugly person walks by.
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: "hey girl my friend right here likes you."
What is meant: your friend is trying to hook you up with the ugliest person they could find.
Walking with your friends.
What is said: " hey can I use your phone,
Oh sorry man my battery died "
What is meant: I don't want you using my stuff
Get your own.
To Ernesto: The first one was really funny. All parents think that when their kid(s) want something, i know my parents do.
ReplyDeleteTo Brandon G.: The second one is a classic! No one has the guts to admit it.
what is said: " what happened?"
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: i don't want to know, so please don't tell me.
what is said: " Did the water get warmer?"
What is replied: " I think they turned on the heater"
what is meant: "Ew! They're standing where I peed"
When you bump into someone
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: Oh, I'm sorry!
What is meant: Watch where you're going, punk!
What is said: Go away, nobody wants you here!
What is meant: I actually like you, please stay. (:
When someone replies short answers.
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: I have nothing left to say to you.
What is said: Go home!
What is meant: What you said, was not cool.
To: Brenda R.
ReplyDeleteI would have never remembered Ms. Maenpaa's other word for homework.(:
To Amy Heuansavath:
I like the use of humor on the second one because that happens to everyone! :D
What is said:My dog ate my enrichment.
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant:I got lazy or it was too hard.
What is said:You look sad whats wrong?
What is replied:No,I am just tried.
What is meant:Something bad just happen and don't want to talk about it.
To Itzel: It's true and funny. I like how you use male female point of view.
ReplyDeleteTo Janna:The second one, I seen that happen so it's true.
when someone says:"Hey call me later"
ReplyDeleteanswer:ok
what is meant:"if I remember"
what is said:"Cute shoes/shirt/etc."
what is meant:"awwwh i want it, give it to me"
@AMY H.: the first one is so true, it seems to happen very often.
ReplyDelete@Sandra Sanchez: that second one is so funny, Its also used for other things but mainly that.
What is said: I couldn't care less.
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: You actually do care.
What is said: Yea later.
What is meant: Never.
what is said: i'm fine, don't worry.
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: of course i'm not fine! but it should be obvious to you what i'm feeling.
what is said: you don't have to if you don't want to.
what is meant: uhh duh! of course you have to do it, if you don't then prepare to feel my below zero degrees-ice cold shoulder. >:D
Marlyn: i like your interpretation on both situations, i think they're both true and happen alot but people just don't get the clue sometimes. x)
ReplyDeleteCURLS!aka Curly Karen: it's true what you said about Rodriguez. he erased most of my work one time when he said i "almost" got it. i like the translation because it's true and Rodriguez is just trying to be a good and nice teacher. x)
What is said: Hey, how are you?
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: PLease dont answer that i really dont care im just trying to be polite
What is said(girl): Why didn't yuh call me last night? i was waiting for you?
What is said(boy) :oh im sorry i was busy and my phone died
What is meant(boy): i didnt call you because other things are more important than you, and you are annoy me
As i was reading everybody's blog i was ->lol!
ReplyDeletebecause they are all so true! ahhahaha.
Mauricio: aahaha i like that one, its also sounds like something you would say(:
Destenie: THat one is an Original! yet, it happens all the time
ohh yea nd Aimy: I like your last one, I do that one all the time!!(:
what is said: Nice goin genius!
ReplyDeletewhat they mean :Nice going dummy
what is said: Your grades are okay but try better on your math.
whay they meant:I will not accept a C for your math class.
What is said: "It's the effort that counts..."
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: You're not the best, but at least you tried.
What is said: "Don't be such a bummer"
What is meant: Liven up a bit.
A couple is out on a date,and the man walks his date to her house as she unlocks her door to go in.
ReplyDeleteWhat is said(girl): I had a really great time tonight.(waiting for something)
What is meant: I really like you, so kiss me.
Two people are competing for the the last promotion as a co-mamager for a major company.
What is said(person #1):May the best man win.
What is meant(person #1): You arent even half as good as me and i am so going to win.
what is said: Its not you its me
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: Its really you not me
whats is said: I don't judge people on their looks
what is meant: I really think that person is ugly but i don't want to be mean and tell them that
what is said: staceyy stopp pinching mee
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: keep on doing it i like it(AIMMYYY MUMBLEE TRAN)
what is said: heyy bro can i have some of your drink i never had it before.
what is meant: man im thirstyy gimmie yoo drinkk(JUSTIN MCGHEE!!!!!!)
aimmyy: loll that better not be uss lol
ReplyDeletejackyy: thats howw yuhh feel?? youu toldd meeh that like seven timees berore:(
justinn: you doo that to me and everybodyy elsee all the time
angieebearr: i would nevere tell you that;)
eric; hahahahahha loll soo truee highhh fivee
raymond: hahahahaha your ahh jerk broo lol
What is said: Its ok you'll get it next time.
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: Just give up already you never going to get it.
What is said:Don't worry I'll pay you back later.
What is meant:I'm not gonna pay you back :P
To lizbeth: its a cute wittle baby isnt it??? It is because babies are in most occasions referred to as bundle of joys.The writer also says that women are the ones that hold these for a short period of time,which is when women are pregnantand the baby is still in the stomach.
ReplyDeleteTo Sahara: is it trees or some form of plant???
In the text,Sahara writes that "it" is natural abd beautiful which is also abundant in the worlw which has to be some sort of plant. Sahara also writes that if it werent for this the world wouldnt be what it is today,which supports that it is plants and also makes me think its trees because we(the entire world) cut down trees to make houses and other important things.
To Jacqueline: is it the sun???
I believe that is is the sun because the writer says that "it" provides us with wramth and is round.The only thing that comes to mind when I hear that is the sun because it is the only thing that provides us(the entire world) with warmth.
@Curly Karen: Nice!:] Rodriguez always does that to me! He takes my pencil and redoes the problem for me even though I tell him to teach me, not do it.
ReplyDeleteDitto to Brenda, Sandra! I don't think that anyone else would have thought of Ms. Maenpaa's word choice.
@Janna: That so sounds like you Macatangay! (the "punk" part)
At a party
ReplyDeletewhat is said: Can i have your number?
what is meant: Your looking pretty cute right now an i wanna get to know you more ;)
Going out somewhere
what is said: What time are we leaving?
what is meant: Can we go now?
Raymond, yours is funny, in a rude way. :P
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell, Stacey.
Haha nice, Justin. (:
Nancy, that's true. People are cheap nowadays so they never pay back.
Awkward moments:
ReplyDeletewhat is said: "Oh, look at the time! I got to go."
what is meant: "This is lame. See ya!"
Common excuse on a lunch date:
what is said: "Oops, I forgot my wallet at home."
what is meant: "I'm broke. Pay for me" (;
TO Alonso:
ReplyDeleteBoth of your literal speaking is so true! I have to admit that I sometimes use the second one.
TO Jazzmin:
The first one was genius! I can not tell you how many times I've heard that one before and it's true how people get lazy and make ridiculous excuses. The second one is also true. The tone of the actual meaning is uncomfortable and a 'just want to leave it all behind' kind of way. Good job :D
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ReplyDeleteA person comes up to you and asks for a piece of gum.
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: It was my last piece or a friend gave it to me.
What is meant: I don't want to give you a piece, get your own.
What is said: That was a piece of cake.
What is meant: It was really easy.
when someone doesnt want to do somethin they agreed to do
ReplyDeletewhat is said "dude, i totally forgot, maybe nextime"
what is meant "yeah right i aint going with you, i got other things to do"
when someone asks a friend for a homework
What is said "hey man can i borrow your homework, i couldnt do it because i was busy with practice"
what is meant "i didnt do it be cause i was practicing call of duty and fifa on the ps3"
when a guy tries to be VERY manly..
ReplyDeletewhat is said: I don't need to read the instructions
what he means:i'll show you who's the man.. even though i'm capable of breaking it.
in a breakup..
what is said: i need to focus in school
what is meant: i dont care about my grades.. i just dont like you. leave me alone!
to nickey93: that one is really good! i bet everyone has used it at least once:)
ReplyDeleteto kyla: those are really good! i wouldnt have thought of those
hey i like your shirt
ReplyDeletewhat is answered: thanks i like yours too
what is meant: i really dont like yours but hey i could use a compliment every once in a while
to eric becerrra so true, i wonder how you relate... jk... dont forget me..., go to practice
ReplyDeleteto nickey93 you are right i do dat alot cause i get greedy with my gum jk
Jenny ur right cause people got to go to places and just ditch you and leave you alone
when a girl is breaking up with a guy and she says:
ReplyDelete"I don't feel the same way as before"
what she really means is:
"I'm tired of you" (or) "You get on my nerves" (or) "THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE IN MIND..." =P
When a girl tells a guy who she believes is cute:
"we should hang out some day"
It really means:
"I kind of like you, I'd like to get to know you better..." =)
What is said: Do I look pretty?
ReplyDeleteResponse:Yes
What is meant: Is that you look ugly but pretty is the best you are going to gett
What is said: When people are talking to you and you are not listen but nodding your head.
What is meant: Is what you are saying is so stupid and pointless that I can careless.
what is said: Do you have any gum?
ReplyDeleteResponse: No,, sorry.
what is meant: yeah, but i dont want to share. are you really so cheap that you cant buy a 79 cent pack of gum?
what is said: do i annoy you?
response: no, of course not.
what is meant: hell the *!#* yeah!!!!
what is asked:do you have a phone i can use?
ReplyDeletewhat is said:no,sorry
what is meant: i do, but i just dont want you to use it!
what is asked:do these shoes look good on me?
what is said:yea
what is meant:no! those shoes are tragic!!
~Brenda R.: Haha you're funny. That is very true on the first one you wrote. It's funny how you could tell a person that and make them feel so much better.
ReplyDelete~Karen: Hehe =) the Mr. Rodriguez thing is sooooo true hehe. (He always did that to me!) It's like "Omgee just tell me the truth. I know it's wrong! hehe" (I MISS THAT CLASS LOL.=)
in a breakup what is said is: its not you,its me
ReplyDeletewhat is meant:no,it is you!!
what is said:you look nice today
ReplyDeletewhat is meant:you looked crapy the other days but today your ok.
what is said:how have you been?
what is meant:i am trying to be nice but i do not want to hear your whole life story.
what is said:there is plenty of fish in the sea
ReplyDeletewhat is meant:theres lots of girls/boys out there
what is said:he is not worth your tears
what is meant:i really dont want to hear you cry
to msuricio:haha i like yours there funny rejected or what?haha
ReplyDeleteto alonzo corrujedo:haha i like urs there funny becuase there true
When i girl says:
ReplyDeleteWhat is said:I love you(Blinking eyes really fast)
what it meant:I found something super cute and i dont have money can I have some?....please
When a girl ask:
What is said:Am i needy?
Response:No, but thats ok
What is meant:Yes you are, so go get a life and stop bugging me (LOL)
Dialoge from TV show 'Everybody Hates Chris'
ReplyDeleteRochele walks up to her "friend".
What is said: Where do you get your hair done?
Then hands Rochele her card to her hair dresser.
What is meant: Your hair is ugly! Embarres yourself no longer and go to my hair dresser.
What is asked: What determines how long it takes you to do your homework?
What is said: How many distractions there are.
What is meant: You're distracting and your questions annoy me.
what is said: you'll find someone better
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: move on already
what is said: do you know how to dance?
what is meant: do you want to dance with me?
what is said: Do you like my new hair style?
ReplyDeleteanswer: It looks nice
what is meant: I dont like it but i'm not sure if i should tell you
what is said : Can I go to the movies agin?
answer: I'll think about it
what is meant: Heck no!!
to Chanel: thats funny but very very true a lot of people do say no about gum when they know they have some
ReplyDeleteto Abby: that is so true about the breaking up stuff they just do not want to hurt their feelings so they make it sound nice when its not
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ReplyDeleteWhat is said: Do you have homework?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: I don't think so...
What is meant: Yes
What is said: Knock yourself out
What is meant: Gohead
What is said: Hey J.C. good job out there today, but you need some improvement
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: You will never amount to Josh.
What is said: Isn't it a little hot out for that sweater vest J.C.?
What is meant: Take off the sweater vest you look ridiculous
@Raymond: Haha, funny and true.
ReplyDelete@Sahara: That is always right most of the time.
@Andrew: Yeah, thats what that basically means.
what is said:"SHUTUP?"
ReplyDeletewhat is mean:"Are you serious?"
what is said:"Nice wheels"
what is meant:"Nice car"
said: im trying to do my work i cant talk right now.
ReplyDeleteMeant: i dont want to talk to you
said:i dont want to go out with you because im not ready for a realationship.
Meant: i dont like you and we will never go out
@Josh: Nice example for the first one, it's really funny and ironic.
ReplyDelete@Caylen: That first one is really used a lot nice choice of example.
to mauricio: lool very funny haha had me laughing like crazy.
ReplyDeleteto destanie: isnt that the truth lol. thats y i would just say "HEll Yea u Look Fat" lol jkjkjk
to raymond: dude if thats what u would say to a girl that tried to look all good for u there is something wrong with u hahahah jkjk
What is said: sweaaaarrr!
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: Are You Lying??
What is said: "I found my elephant :D".. 'I never lose mine'
whaT IS MEANT: yOUR FAT AND I LOVE YOU<3
What is said: Did you finish your chores?
ReplyDeleteAnswer:Yes
What is meant: No, I have not even started.
What is said: Did you skip class today?
Answer: No
What is meant: Why should I tell you.
said:i am not ready to go out just ye
ReplyDeletemeant: i dont want to go out with you waiting for a better option
said: what were you thinking
mean: why did you just do that?
What is asked: Can I borrow a pencil.
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: I only have this one.
What is meant: I do not know you or care enough to give you a pencil.
What is said: If you did not finish your work in class then you it can take home for homework.
What is meant: You are so slow, so take it home and work on it until you get it.
what is said: "Don't hurt yourself."
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: What you're doing is embarassing; you shouldn't do it in public.
what is said: "Oh nice try."
what is meant: That really sucked.
what is said: "there is someone out there for you"
ReplyDeletewhat is meant:"im only saying that so you will stop crying"
what is said:(sees ex boyfriend)"nice seeing you keep in touch "
what is meant: "that was awkward!!"
to Alex: i like yours they are true and kind of funny(:
ReplyDeleteto berenice: haha i really like yours they are funny :D
What is said: *getting out the dressing room from Target, "Awh, [dramatic pause] you look.. nice?
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: You look ugly, you were better of wearing your clothes at home.
What is asked: "Can i tell you something serious?" -Random Person
"I guess?"
what is meant: I don't really care about you have to say but ill pretend to listen anyways.
What is said: "That's very interesting honey"
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: "Damn you still talking"
What is said: "Babe why do you work so hard? Take a break."
What is meant:"The vacuum is preventing me from listening to the game!"
What is said: "I love you"
What is meant: I just wanna toot it and boot it yeah make you feel stupid or make me a sandwhich and shut up.
Haha i really liked these articles :DD
ReplyDeleteThe "What is said" One was really informative, and alotta this stuff i didnt even know. "He's Really Nice.." Haha That one made me laugh (:
And then the "IN OTHER WORDS" one was jacked upp! They were talking mess about priests and junkk.. They bout to get in trouble with God! Haha, serious.
Random Song You Should Listen To: "Stop The F___in' Car" by Circa Survive.
I LOVE ANTHONY GREEN!!!!<$$$$$$333
What is said: Naw Really???
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: I knew that dummy!!!
What is said: Ohh I like your skirt where did you get it??
What is meant: That's the uglist freakin skirt I've ever seen!!! (mean girls)
What is said : ill do my homework soon!
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: ill do it later (last minute)
like im doing now!
what is said: we will get back to you if you get the job!
what is meant: A few days later you get a call saying you didn't get the job.
when your at at party trying to dance with a girl
ReplyDeletewhat is asked:Hey would you like to dance?
Answer: I cant dance to this music.
what is ment: Im kinda embarrassed to seen dancing with you.
what is said:I guess!
What is ment: UGH what ever get away from me!
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ReplyDeleteWhen your at the dentist
ReplyDeleteWhat is said: "Don't worry its not going to hurt, you'll just feel a slight pressure"
What is meant: This is going to hurt so stop moving and stay still!!!
A mother telling her son/daughter when they leave for college
What is said:"Remember kids be safe"
What is meant: You better not get in any trouble because I won't there to bail you out.
@Josh Lanyon
ReplyDeleteYour two lines were hilarious, i liked how you put real life examples in there.
@ Janna
Ypur lines were funny, I liked the way you used sarcasm in your second line.
What is Said: Maybe a little later.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Meant: I don't want to do it, and hopefully you will forget.
What is Said: I didn't really understand these Homework problems
What is meant: The problems seemed too complicated and didn't want to take the time to figure them out.
What is said: "you look beautiful today "
ReplyDeletewhat is meant: "you look worse every other day"
what is said :"It's a guy thing"
what is meant:There's nothing really behind the saying except you'll have no chance of making it logical.
What is said: (when a girl answers a text in one word answers)
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: Either she's bored and wants you to stop texting her or she's bored and wants you to try harder.
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What is said: (At a get-together) "What time is it?"
What is meant: HOW MUCH LONGER?!?!?!
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What is said: "We like to party!!!"
What is meant: "We love to have a great time and have fun or we couldn't think of a better way to answer your question." haha
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What is said:--->(((((What is said: Hey J.C. good job out there today, but you need some improvement
What is meant: You will never amount to Josh.
What is said: Isn't it a little hot out for that sweater vest J.C.?
What is meant: Take off the sweater vest you look ridiculous)))))))
What is meant: "J.C., I want to be like you when I grow up."
XD buahahahah aw JC you're silly :]
ReplyDelete(when your mad at something someone said)
ReplyDeletewhat is said:"say it agin"
what is meant:"you better not let me hear you say it agin"
(when someone says or do something stupid)
what i(is) said:go run a lap
what is meant:that was dumb go some were
what is said:you can miss me with all that
what is meant:all you just said does not apply to me (i dont want to hear it)
what is said:i have not seen you in a minute
what is meant: i have not seen you in a while
to josh: wow josh you are so conceited!
ReplyDeleteto J.C: you are too... =)
To Angie: That is so true when people ask you someting they do not care
ReplyDeleteTo Chanel: Everytime a person ask if they are annoying you don't want to hurt there feeling but it i so true what is going on a person mind.
to mauricio: i like the one about the job thing. its so true. haha. hilarious!
ReplyDeleteto raymond: u r so mean. i will never ask u how i look. because in the back of my mind i'll be thinking that u really think i look ugly.
to chanel: What you said about people and asking for gum, was funny it's sooo true but then i end up doing that too.
ReplyDeleteto josh and j.c.: You guys comments are amusing!:)
to alonzo: I like what you said its a guy thing.
ReplyDeleteto jeremiah: when you said go run a ap someone may run a lap.
What is said: What do you think of this dress...
ReplyDeleteAnswer: it's cute...
What is really meant: its ugly,try on something better!
@Sahara (:
ReplyDeleteThats so true,they say it so they wont sound meann...
@Angie (:
Your Right poeple just say that so they sound nice,but they acutally dont care.
Lizbeth Torres, I liked yuor two examples. They were both very funny and creative. I can imagine my parents telling me that. You did a great job.
ReplyDeleteMickey, Your first two examples were very funny. I thought you third example was unnecessary and inappropiate to use. Overall you did good.
Mauricio G., your comments were both ironic and funny. I liked them because I should probably get a job too. hmm......
ReplyDeletejessicaoliver032208, That was funny, mean, but funny. I didn't see the other one. Did you write two?
To Alonzo(:.
ReplyDeleteHehe your First Comment is so true.
To Teresa(:.
Your comments had me laughing.
jana: i agree with yours because sumtimes people are just to afraid to really admit they like sumone so they just play it off by being mean.
ReplyDeletealejandra:i agree with yours too because sometimes we are just trying to protect the other persons feelings by just sugar coating the idea tht theyreally have no interest in the person.
To Jacky: The first one was funny and mean haha .
ReplyDeleteTo Alonso: I loved the first one because its so true.
To Josh: Haha! You're so mean to JC. But it's funny so it doesn't matter!
ReplyDeleteTo Lizbeth: Your lines are so true! Especially the part about the dentist. They just say stuff like that so you can be a victim of their dental torture!!! Aha.
Mikey, yours was funny.
ReplyDeleteLizbeth, that's true, the dentist tells me that all the time.
Angie, yeah, people always asks "How are you?", then walk off without hearing a reply.
to stacey: i think your is what it actually means maybe they dont like being poked . =}
ReplyDeleteto sahara : thats true alot of people use those type of white lies (hey u told me that last week hahah)
jerimiah :people commonly say things like go run a lap to make the person feel dumb and get the hint about being unwanted with out saying those words directly
@Abby: The first was kind of mean, but true.
ReplyDelete@Edith: Haha, you always say the first one.
@Maria: The guy one is true,and funny
(Posting for Marlyn Amaro)
ReplyDeletewhat is said:do i look fat in this dress
what is said : no its fits you like a glove
what is meant: yikees its ttooo small
what is said : are you sure
what is meant : you are wrong
your girlfriend or wife says:
ReplyDeletewhat is said: i'm not mad, everything's fine.
what is meant: everything's not fine and i am mad!
what is said: I'll be ready in a minute.
what is meant: Wait another hour for me to fix myself up.
to alonzo:i like your first example i never really thought of it that way.your really basically saing that
ReplyDeleteto stacy:like jacky said i think she wants you to stop
nickey93: That's a good one. It happens to people all the time when people asks for gum and they lie about it or if they really don't have gum, people think they're lying when they aren't.
ReplyDeleteaimy: Your first one is a good one that everybody has heard at least once. It's a good break-up line if you don't want to hurt the other person's feelings.
@Angie: That how are you line seems to be used alot,but its true.
ReplyDelete@Raymond:That's Funny and mean.
@Oscar:Man the first ones so true
To Jessica O.: Yours about how the dress is cute, but not really is ironic because they said the opposite of what they thought. It also has a caring tone because they didn't want to hurt the person's feelings.
ReplyDeleteTo Oscar: The first one has a frusterated tone. It is also humorous in a way that people won't understand her feelings, because she denies them.
@Mikey: Whuttheheckkk ! Hahahaha, Toot It An Boot It ! Thats Funny (:
ReplyDelete@jessicaoliver032208: Ha , I Do That Sometimes :DD
@ Curly Karen
ReplyDeleteYou are right about the comment about Mr.Rodriguez. When we do the math problems wrong he tries to be nice and does the uncomfortable laugh.
@ JC
Your comment is very sarcastic because I don't think people want to be like you, but it was humorous.
@Casandra
Your comment is very humorous but so true. You always do the one where you show off your green eyes to get what you want.
Oscar: your second one. Its true because i do that all the time
ReplyDeleteronnie: your first one, I hate when i get that answer.
@Caylen- I see that happen a lot especially with parents. Oh, I don't think I have hommework and then you "find out" that you do a 11 at night.
ReplyDelete@Chanel- Lol, I find a lot of people doing that, they ask everyone for gum till someone gives it to them like every second day.
To Jose: The first comment you put is true most of the time.
ReplyDeleteTo Marlyn: The first comment you put is true and I always hear it.
@Lizbeth: I like your two examples, because they are funny.
ReplyDelete@Curly Karen: Your two ewamples are good, because I think the same way.
To Nancy: I scoffed at this one, because based off of the the people's personal experiences he/she knows that the other person is never going to get "it" but gives that person false hope in a humorous manner.
ReplyDeleteTo Lizbeth: This one was unique but gave a good sense of imagry,with a flashback of me at the dentist having a cavity removed when the dentist said that he would be injecting a needle in my cheek and that he wouldnt hurt. The dentist did not even have to finish the sentence for me to know that I was going to be in a world of pain
@Vjunnia: I like how you wrote your first one. It makes the sarcastic tone like how people actually say it instead of 'no really??'
ReplyDelete@Lizbeth: I like how you worded your two examples. They sound exactly like what a dentist and a parent would say. My dentist told me that to me once and I believed him. He lied.
@ Stacy: Your qoutes were really funny but stop being mean to Aimy.I suggest working on your grammar.
ReplyDelete@Maria: I agree with you, the very "manly" men do always want to be know it alls even though they have no clue what they are doing.
Josh: That was too funny what you said i liked it. It made me laugh pretty hard :)
ReplyDeleteAbby: I never knew thats what girls really thought. Girls theses days, They play with ur heart until there is not heart left.
What is said: Are you listening to me?
ReplyDeleteWhat is meant: Turn around, look at me, and listen to my problems right now!
What is said: Can you hand me the remote please?
What is meant: Get up and hand me the remote because I'm in control
@Bernice: I say swear all the time and that is exactly what it means to. Good job on making the connection. I've never heard of the second one though.
ReplyDelete@Gerardo: Your second connection is kind of mean but I'm sure most people do think that way.
@Quadree: That was ridiculous. You're selfish.
ReplyDelete@J.C.: That was good. Nice sarcastic comeback. You still don't amount to me though
to damian: Dont get me wrong, not all girls are the same, you just need to watch out for the stupid ones. Well some guys break your heart till you don't want to give anyone else a chance. So you cant just say that girls are the ones who hurt others.
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